she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
