when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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