I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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