How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
it was like having sex with a tree stump
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I feel like death gave me a hand job
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
A bitchslap is in order.
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