somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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