Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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