The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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