either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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