I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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