So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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