Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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