Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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