love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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