respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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