He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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