do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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