Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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