his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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