i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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