I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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