rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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