Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
nutella sex= disaster
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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