You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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