Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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