just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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