officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
