just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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