Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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