If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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