There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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