my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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