Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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