Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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