It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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