I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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