Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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