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(248): View more from Michigan

I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?

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(248): View more from Michigan

we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist

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(914): View more from New York

Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing

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