is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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