Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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