Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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