cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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