Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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