You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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