Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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