Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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