Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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