The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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