some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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