actually, I'm a sock model
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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