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it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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