This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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