Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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