spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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