she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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