we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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